A male friends mad a Nvwang ! ( read not a stomach ache !)

 M: talk it? Girl : No
M: Why ? Female : Busy
M: What are you doing ? Female : Play
M: play? Woman: Game
M: What game? Female : Male
fun : What is the fun ? Female : Male
trouble : trouble for chatted with me ? Women : Get
M: to not clean! Female : by
M: Do you shoulder! Female : Male
ah court death : br> M: You recognize sister Woman: Please
M: worship the can , do not de- F: I'm going crazy
M: I hit 120 F: Do you fairy
M: Do not superstitious woman : also People living
M: With me you will live a more exciting female : 555
M: three to five cigarettes is good, but the woman is harmful to health : Death to
M : I in Internet cafes, not Go die Girl : Please, let me
M: Okay , tell me the phone number I will not say Female : No. Why should
M: Women's Day is coming
M: What do you like to spend ? Woman: I like two kinds of flowers .
M: Which two ? I gave you! Female : money to spend , whatever flowers!
M: You're beautiful! Woman: There I was beautiful?
M : So much beauty :....
read not to switch. Family die out!