July 7
I know I is not handsome, but had someone look at my pictures of the full moon, they said that my left nostril is idol.
8 月 30 日
jealously guarding its availability, people can only be a waste; queens, people know how to be thrifty. But I am now, but yearn for the day to waste in the thrift.
5 月 10 日
I think I was a pervert, I Oedipus and the Need for Mature like the habit. Otherwise, why every time I see our executives face, and I want to speak her grandmother?
3 月 18 日
and his girlfriend broke up, I finally understand that happiness in their own hands to grasp, rather than in someone else's mouth!
7 月 9 日
this reading, see the Emperor Kangxi in the twenty-three years old has been a country of your king, Ji Wei, Feng Gong, I was frustrated; but see wen the time the emperor had died in the twenty-four-year-old years, I ordered Shu Ping?
11 月 11 日
Valentine's Day alone, I eat noodles in the restaurant, heard the song on the radio program, said:
7 月 20 日
liked a girl before, confession, and that the girl asked me why I like her, I said: If you were me, would like your own;
Later, she put me down, I was very sad, she did not understand me, and I told her: If I were you, be sure to like myself already!
12 月 9 日
Also today, the restaurant's liquor
watered it! Damn! So I have money, but also to large restaurant drink Remy Martin, XO or something! And do not let them use the 2086 and 2072 the fool me, drink a bottle of this year to!
9 月 12 日
fact bread is omnipotent, hungry can eat. Want to eat the bread, put the bread making flat; eat noodles, put the bread comb; want to eat burgers, put the bread cut and take their food to eat ... ...
9 月 12 日
men, upper body cultivation, and lower body is essential; woman, upper body is the bait, lower body is a trap.
9 月 10 日
single very painful, more painful single for a long time a few days ago I saw a sow, they all thought it Meiqingmuxiu ... ...
6 月 22 日
are two men, one is lust, a very lustful;
women also are two, one is pretending to be pure, one is pretending not pure.
1 月 19 日
Some people love
A film, some three films, some comedies, some dramas;
my worst, I love the process is the art, comedy films, three films, A film, suspense film, action films, and finally the KB films, even more exasperating is also his mother commercials ... ...
2 月 13 日
Valentine's Day tomorrow, I was removed I found a school girl crush on the phone, sent her a text message: If there is only a bowl of porridge, half a bowl of your first drink, the rest of the bowl, I put my arms to You insulation ... ...
few minutes later, she returned a text message: Who introduced you? One hundred, including seven nights.
2 月 14 日
Wolf sets vain
bear children, a wife could not bear to catch rogue vain, will not update it had no collection ... ...
been bad mood today, let me know text message last night, and I used to crush the girl fall, and even told me once four hundred ... ...
I was very sad, sad side of the rolled side of the purse:
so I sad, I could not even fall once the capital with her did not ... ...
4 月 15 日
you ask me, where is happiness? I tell you, you stand a tiptoe away from being able to more recent, you close your eyes, you can feel the happiness of the ... ...
a long time, we separated, I look at you blushing cheeks, softly ask you, I feel happy yet?
your gentle bow, sweetly Huileyiju: Are you going to eat the garlic.
5 月 10 日
What is cruel?
a man, I interrupted him three legs; a male dog, I'll break it five legs!
5 月 16 日
horse in repentance, who was riding good.
man riding a sport, people who are fun to ride, might ride one ... ... bestiality.
6 月 9 日
a bad mood today. I have only four sentences say. Include this and the previous two. I finished saying ... ...
6 月 9 日
Shi Tai, you're from the old monk, right!
long, long time since ... ...
Shitai, you'll spare the old monk, right!
7 月 23 日
against evil people, we should be more fierce than he; deal with despicable people, we should be more despicable than he;
cool people to deal with, we should be more handsome than he; for Fu Yingjun, let him destroy his capacity ... ...!
7 月 23 日
love to me the last lesson is: do not like spicy food to find a girl for a girlfriend.
asked her to eat every hot pot, when we are intimate with, I will be miserable in the thought of a song: The Firebird.
5 月 23 日
My principle is: people do not make me, I do not prisoners; if we are attacked, I get angry!
5 月 23 日
suddenly remembered that university, the teacher the couplet: National prosperity, family prosperity, national prosperity.
monitor on the second line: days qualities, to grand, grand world!
later I was out of the classroom ... ...
the second line because I is: your mother, fuck, you fuck!
5 月 23 日
chance to see the book on the so-called standards of contemporary women's mate choice: a car has room, parents are dead.
depressed. Then write fantasy wife selection criteria:
home billions of dollars of property, beauty in the world, virtuous gentle sexy, father-in terminal cancer ... ...
7 月 17 日
Phoenix is reborn
Nirvana, pheasant rebirth is Evil Dead.
7 月 11 日
life, ah, can not hang in a tree, near the trees to try a few more dead trees.
8 月 18 日
I found the solution is attracted to a man he has been denied; attract women approach the opposite, that is, she has been satisfied.
9 月 8 日
tragic life is: hard-earned eclectic content made the dream a night, waking up the next morning all actually can not remember!
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