In high school, there is a small A-hi, rushing the back, that he had just seen in the way of small B, led by a girl, that is rare, would like to make fun of it, then the small A quietly from behind and ran to , a kick, kick kick, after a small B also like to fly back to the classroom, we are talking about just a kick back to give a B foot, cool thief, is to us say, the results do not speak A student suddenly ... because he found the small class B is that Khan was sleeping ... ah, the small A hurried out to find just the man to apologize to the ... classroom funny one.
2. one and a few friends about my collection, and then go out and play. he sent a man, people got it all. boring to watch movies on the computer, the French film version, very funny.
this man was late, see the great interest we see, and asked: : I ask you what name the film?
I said: not to tell you what, !
This guy seems to understand, nodded and said: Oh
... ...
separated for a few days and together, this man suddenly stopped me and asked: Do you tell me the last time you see the movie in the end what is called ?
I am speechless ... ...
3. junior high school, boarding school, the management is strict, and some students lost and lonely, secretly at night to go to Internet cafes to play. because the door is closed and can only jump off the wall, the students out from the toilet jump, jump intensity did not think small, directly jump into the pits in the middle of the night two points ~ ~ ah, 20 miles away, to go home
4. high school there are times when the whole hostel to have a drink, all hung up, stumbled back to the dorm to sleep after all. We are the kind of up and down the bed dorm beds, 2 beds in each dormitory. Next Tianyi early awakening over the bunk bed next to me facing the upper rave, I asked to know, last night he slept until the middle of the night spread, vomiting, especially against the bunk bed awake while Kuangtu ... spit After it is also a smaller ... and be content to go back to sleep ... only to find his bunk up in the morning ... that ah ... ...
5. This is my own, and go to the aunt's restaurant for dinner, wore adidas, this dress that I bought in Shanghai, the new spring 2009, when my aunt gave me this joke that I leave , I'm depressed, said:
6. In the primary school, my table is a very sick boy, and once he was serious in front of me to pull the booger, I put up, but he also would only pull the finger on the mouth after lick ~ ~ ~! And more silent, he asked me very naive:
7. Now the financial crisis has gone too far, just after the interview, so too will call the past to ask something, the results gave the interviewer did not think even cut it!
8. listen to the story: In the past want to learn, / p>
9. High dealers bought from the ticket 110 votes in the final column, in order to watch the game and the boss had a falling out, simply quit her job, life for the first time to fly from Shanghai to Beijing. But Liu Xiang did not run ...
10. One time we all have to go home after class ring a bell, down the stairs when I stepped on his left foot, , humiliating, and I pretended to faint.
results of the students next to me look at me motionless, and quickly pick me up, and then hit crazy fan about to open my ears ...
11. a fellow student, his computer will automatically start every morning (presumably because the dorm when the moment calls the morning of red open.)
old took a break and he posted on the computer ... ...
12. junior high school on the language lesson, learning the to sleep, I heard phrase, put this bag out of the classroom to the whole class uproar ... ...
13. junior high school thing ... ... ... two students (same table) do not know how the given name calling up, a man cursed another said: , back to the curse:
14. on the language class when the text is that harm the environment, talking about something and leaked, polluting `` `said something and emotional place, the language of 40-year-old aunt cried angrily beat Taiwan :
15. a guy that flew into the nets even a fly,
told us:
stop watching the swing side of fan fiction, do not let the flies landing, the results two hours later, finally flies fly no more.
prodding fly over to peer, said:
16. saying that one day my friend and A Jun eat buffet, so eat less, and the restaurant owner appeared in front of A king, A king gave a VIP gold card, and then said: This is the VIP restaurant next door card, after you eat it you go next door.
17. I heard someone call to the bus station car song, into a man called, said: I'd like the song.
host asked him: Who gave the song you want?
I did want to have to ask, who is certainly a distant parents, who knows he replied:; I would like to point a Jordan Chan's
18. he was funny at the same table that girls have a fart that the men, and girls get angry, then she asked him
Later woman say Woman said the result
19. Our school has one examination, a boy sitting in the last row, received a delivery to the students the answers, so excited to start right away, just to copy a large copy special, one invigilator looked up and saw him smiling away , apparently has been seen. This act of my dear friend was a classic of our whole school year: He was very calmly stood up and look the teacher, then the answer paper, a hard blow on the nose, then cool to throw a parabola - throwing trash basket after entry . Some teachers gave him a stern eye, and finally have the courage to pick up evidence.
20. one day find the phone was gone, a search of homes in every corner of the bag as well, failed. Depressed then fell to the ground, and took out cell phones, mass text messages to everyone: I lost cell phone.
2. one and a few friends about my collection, and then go out and play. he sent a man, people got it all. boring to watch movies on the computer, the French film version, very funny.
this man was late, see the great interest we see, and asked: : I ask you what name the film?
I said: not to tell you what, !
This guy seems to understand, nodded and said: Oh
... ...
separated for a few days and together, this man suddenly stopped me and asked: Do you tell me the last time you see the movie in the end what is called ?
I am speechless ... ...
3. junior high school, boarding school, the management is strict, and some students lost and lonely, secretly at night to go to Internet cafes to play. because the door is closed and can only jump off the wall, the students out from the toilet jump, jump intensity did not think small, directly jump into the pits in the middle of the night two points ~ ~ ah, 20 miles away, to go home
4. high school there are times when the whole hostel to have a drink, all hung up, stumbled back to the dorm to sleep after all. We are the kind of up and down the bed dorm beds, 2 beds in each dormitory. Next Tianyi early awakening over the bunk bed next to me facing the upper rave, I asked to know, last night he slept until the middle of the night spread, vomiting, especially against the bunk bed awake while Kuangtu ... spit After it is also a smaller ... and be content to go back to sleep ... only to find his bunk up in the morning ... that ah ... ...
5. This is my own, and go to the aunt's restaurant for dinner, wore adidas, this dress that I bought in Shanghai, the new spring 2009, when my aunt gave me this joke that I leave , I'm depressed, said:
6. In the primary school, my table is a very sick boy, and once he was serious in front of me to pull the booger, I put up, but he also would only pull the finger on the mouth after lick ~ ~ ~! And more silent, he asked me very naive:
7. Now the financial crisis has gone too far, just after the interview, so too will call the past to ask something, the results gave the interviewer did not think even cut it!
8. listen to the story: In the past want to learn, / p>
9. High dealers bought from the ticket 110 votes in the final column, in order to watch the game and the boss had a falling out, simply quit her job, life for the first time to fly from Shanghai to Beijing. But Liu Xiang did not run ...
10. One time we all have to go home after class ring a bell, down the stairs when I stepped on his left foot, , humiliating, and I pretended to faint.
results of the students next to me look at me motionless, and quickly pick me up, and then hit crazy fan about to open my ears ...
11. a fellow student, his computer will automatically start every morning (presumably because the dorm when the moment calls the morning of red open.)
old took a break and he posted on the computer ... ...
12. junior high school on the language lesson, learning the to sleep, I heard phrase, put this bag out of the classroom to the whole class uproar ... ...
13. junior high school thing ... ... ... two students (same table) do not know how the given name calling up, a man cursed another said: , back to the curse:
14. on the language class when the text is that harm the environment, talking about something and leaked, polluting `` `said something and emotional place, the language of 40-year-old aunt cried angrily beat Taiwan :
15. a guy that flew into the nets even a fly,
told us:
stop watching the swing side of fan fiction, do not let the flies landing, the results two hours later, finally flies fly no more.
prodding fly over to peer, said:
16. saying that one day my friend and A Jun eat buffet, so eat less, and the restaurant owner appeared in front of A king, A king gave a VIP gold card, and then said: This is the VIP restaurant next door card, after you eat it you go next door.
17. I heard someone call to the bus station car song, into a man called, said: I'd like the song.
host asked him: Who gave the song you want?
I did want to have to ask, who is certainly a distant parents, who knows he replied:; I would like to point a Jordan Chan's
18. he was funny at the same table that girls have a fart that the men, and girls get angry, then she asked him
Later woman say Woman said the result
19. Our school has one examination, a boy sitting in the last row, received a delivery to the students the answers, so excited to start right away, just to copy a large copy special, one invigilator looked up and saw him smiling away , apparently has been seen. This act of my dear friend was a classic of our whole school year: He was very calmly stood up and look the teacher, then the answer paper, a hard blow on the nose, then cool to throw a parabola - throwing trash basket after entry . Some teachers gave him a stern eye, and finally have the courage to pick up evidence.
20. one day find the phone was gone, a search of homes in every corner of the bag as well, failed. Depressed then fell to the ground, and took out cell phones, mass text messages to everyone: I lost cell phone.
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