Thursday, April 28, 2011
Men do not have a good thing,
Many girls said that the phrase should be ... ... Girl, you do not casually say, Why? Not a good thing? And you come into contact with a few, the proportion of their fellow Chinese men than women have to be large, in contact with one of the few men you found a few black sheep, we must reject all, so the point is not too far-fetched. Today, I am here to refute what is male counterparts, may be weak, but I still say: In fact, I have no concept of, you love him, is good, the advantages of his shortcomings will become even tell a joke, you will feel more than see the stars of the comedy but also enjoyable week. In fact, many people are very 'cheap', I'm sorry, I am here for such a vulgar term to describe children. But I think this is true, and based on, or how so many people talking about the mouth not of the lost to know and treasure. It's like you picked up the money on the road, and their hard earned money which you will carefully flowers, is a reason, things come easy, of course, very few people know how to cherish. A friend said a word: So the people you love do not love you, you disappointed, sad, despair, anger you, you reproached with, and thus, the term has been Jour, so more of a world of frustrated love, the woman, how sad. In fact, you can empathy, the pressure on men than women to be large, it is after birth can not be changed from the truth, he was burdened with the 'family line''''married pension nail in the coffin' and so on, people saw a man must complete the mission, and that In a traditional Chinese concept of truth in the word can be the perfect embodiment of 'raising children for old age'. In fact, sometimes the pressure will be great men, work, future, feelings, a car, buy a house, get married, have children, the children's future ... ... This is a cycle. There was a good friend, and his girlfriend broke up, came to see me drink, I do not know how to comfort him. Just looked at him in silence, let him drink, because I know he bitter, difficult, and in that time, any words are superfluous. Breaking up the simple reason that the woman said her boyfriend do not care about him. This is only just because, just does not meet the time and could not go with her children watching movies, eating candlelight dinner, you can not listen to Chopin's romantic Serenade children. Oh, how funny ah. We can imagine that the factors required to achieve the above points, time and money. And if the time spent on these so-called romantic things to do, and that what means to work, no job money come from? No money, talk about the future, what future plans? The girls probably had enough romance in the future, began to pursue the matter, that time will not hesitate to abandon him. Men are human beings, not gods. I just want to say at this problem head girl, short hair and a long exposure. And my friend, it is estimated will later become her mouth: I think a lot of men every day in order to cause pressure for love to be out of breath, fast-paced modern city life, highly competitive society everyone is oppressed the other difficult to **, some people want to get out of this urgent another person the feeling of suffocation, so think of the United States is the text rendering poetry of love is so beautiful, but unfortunately does not find the female lead, so self-defeating, increasing pressure, so there are a ** children, so cynical, I think they probably are not the nature of So, who can guarantee them the dead of night, do not cry alone? If men can be like a woman, I think they will cry, so only Andy Lau song I suggest that female friends and their boyfriends fight, first think about their own fault, do not think he did everything for you, he should do for you, people want to know gratitude. Think he's not easy to share his pressure, not all men are wrong! Not a thing? Having said that, just want to let everyone know that conversion is not easy to think of others, regardless of anything, in fact, the truth is this, you will find that after you tolerant, get, more than before. Thought of that first song I like I think if you let him tired! He is definitely not make you cry.
Wednesday, April 27, 2011
A game!
It is said that less than 4,000 people around the world have come out of the room!A game! It is said that less than 4,000 people around the world have come out of this room !
found 0-6 pieces of low intelligence is absolutely , completely an idiot!
6-8 pieces of intelligence a little bit weak , is mentally retarded!
9-10 pieces of normal !
11-12 pieces of high IQ ! Intelligence is Maria !
13件only less than 40,000 people around the world !
found 0-6 pieces of low intelligence is absolutely , completely an idiot!
6-8 pieces of intelligence a little bit weak , is mentally retarded!
9-10 pieces of normal !
11-12 pieces of high IQ ! Intelligence is Maria !
13件only less than 40,000 people around the world !
Before he died , she left messages for children
May 13 at noon , the rescue team found her , she was not breathing . The gap through a pile of rubble , you can see her knees, to crawl rather than the entire upper body forward , both hands supporting her body ... ... the rescue crews from reaching into the gap , confirmed she had died, and cry directed at the ruins , There is no response. This is after the earthquake in Beichuan County, there are many people waiting for rescue. Rescue team to the next in ruins , the captain seemed to realize what , Fan Shen suddenly ran back , he effortlessly reached into her body under the exploration and shouted , br> After some hard work , people are finally rescued the child . He lay on a red background is a small yellow house , about three months old , the mother 's body because of asylum , the child was not hurt .
doctor accompanying the children come prepared to do some checking and found a cell phone plug in the yard , the doctor looked at the phone screen, subconsciously , that has been written on the screen is a text message : If you can live, we must remember that I love you.
major disaster, maternal love , gave birth to one seemingly impossible miracle.
doctor accompanying the children come prepared to do some checking and found a cell phone plug in the yard , the doctor looked at the phone screen, subconsciously , that has been written on the screen is a text message : If you can live, we must remember that I love you.
major disaster, maternal love , gave birth to one seemingly impossible miracle.
Sunday, April 24, 2011
QQ log a strongman
July 7
I know I is not handsome, but had someone look at my pictures of the full moon, they said that my left nostril is idol.
8 月 30 日
jealously guarding its availability, people can only be a waste; queens, people know how to be thrifty. But I am now, but yearn for the day to waste in the thrift.
5 月 10 日
I think I was a pervert, I Oedipus and the Need for Mature like the habit. Otherwise, why every time I see our executives face, and I want to speak her grandmother?
3 月 18 日
and his girlfriend broke up, I finally understand that happiness in their own hands to grasp, rather than in someone else's mouth!
7 月 9 日
this reading, see the Emperor Kangxi in the twenty-three years old has been a country of your king, Ji Wei, Feng Gong, I was frustrated; but see wen the time the emperor had died in the twenty-four-year-old years, I ordered Shu Ping?
11 月 11 日
Valentine's Day alone, I eat noodles in the restaurant, heard the song on the radio program, said:
7 月 20 日
liked a girl before, confession, and that the girl asked me why I like her, I said: If you were me, would like your own;
Later, she put me down, I was very sad, she did not understand me, and I told her: If I were you, be sure to like myself already!
12 月 9 日
Also today, the restaurant's liquor
watered it! Damn! So I have money, but also to large restaurant drink Remy Martin, XO or something! And do not let them use the 2086 and 2072 the fool me, drink a bottle of this year to!
9 月 12 日
fact bread is omnipotent, hungry can eat. Want to eat the bread, put the bread making flat; eat noodles, put the bread comb; want to eat burgers, put the bread cut and take their food to eat ... ...
9 月 12 日
men, upper body cultivation, and lower body is essential; woman, upper body is the bait, lower body is a trap.
9 月 10 日
single very painful, more painful single for a long time a few days ago I saw a sow, they all thought it Meiqingmuxiu ... ...
6 月 22 日
are two men, one is lust, a very lustful;
women also are two, one is pretending to be pure, one is pretending not pure.
1 月 19 日
Some people love
A film, some three films, some comedies, some dramas;
my worst, I love the process is the art, comedy films, three films, A film, suspense film, action films, and finally the KB films, even more exasperating is also his mother commercials ... ...
2 月 13 日
Valentine's Day tomorrow, I was removed I found a school girl crush on the phone, sent her a text message: If there is only a bowl of porridge, half a bowl of your first drink, the rest of the bowl, I put my arms to You insulation ... ...
few minutes later, she returned a text message: Who introduced you? One hundred, including seven nights.
2 月 14 日
Wolf sets vain
bear children, a wife could not bear to catch rogue vain, will not update it had no collection ... ...
been bad mood today, let me know text message last night, and I used to crush the girl fall, and even told me once four hundred ... ...
I was very sad, sad side of the rolled side of the purse:
so I sad, I could not even fall once the capital with her did not ... ...
4 月 15 日
you ask me, where is happiness? I tell you, you stand a tiptoe away from being able to more recent, you close your eyes, you can feel the happiness of the ... ...
a long time, we separated, I look at you blushing cheeks, softly ask you, I feel happy yet?
your gentle bow, sweetly Huileyiju: Are you going to eat the garlic.
5 月 10 日
What is cruel?
a man, I interrupted him three legs; a male dog, I'll break it five legs!
5 月 16 日
horse in repentance, who was riding good.
man riding a sport, people who are fun to ride, might ride one ... ... bestiality.
6 月 9 日
a bad mood today. I have only four sentences say. Include this and the previous two. I finished saying ... ...
6 月 9 日
Shi Tai, you're from the old monk, right!
long, long time since ... ...
Shitai, you'll spare the old monk, right!
7 月 23 日
against evil people, we should be more fierce than he; deal with despicable people, we should be more despicable than he;
cool people to deal with, we should be more handsome than he; for Fu Yingjun, let him destroy his capacity ... ...!
7 月 23 日
love to me the last lesson is: do not like spicy food to find a girl for a girlfriend.
asked her to eat every hot pot, when we are intimate with, I will be miserable in the thought of a song: The Firebird.
5 月 23 日
My principle is: people do not make me, I do not prisoners; if we are attacked, I get angry!
5 月 23 日
suddenly remembered that university, the teacher the couplet: National prosperity, family prosperity, national prosperity.
monitor on the second line: days qualities, to grand, grand world!
later I was out of the classroom ... ...
the second line because I is: your mother, fuck, you fuck!
5 月 23 日
chance to see the book on the so-called standards of contemporary women's mate choice: a car has room, parents are dead.
depressed. Then write fantasy wife selection criteria:
home billions of dollars of property, beauty in the world, virtuous gentle sexy, father-in terminal cancer ... ...
7 月 17 日
Phoenix is reborn
Nirvana, pheasant rebirth is Evil Dead.
7 月 11 日
life, ah, can not hang in a tree, near the trees to try a few more dead trees.
8 月 18 日
I found the solution is attracted to a man he has been denied; attract women approach the opposite, that is, she has been satisfied.
9 月 8 日
tragic life is: hard-earned eclectic content made the dream a night, waking up the next morning all actually can not remember!
I know I is not handsome, but had someone look at my pictures of the full moon, they said that my left nostril is idol.
8 月 30 日
jealously guarding its availability, people can only be a waste; queens, people know how to be thrifty. But I am now, but yearn for the day to waste in the thrift.
5 月 10 日
I think I was a pervert, I Oedipus and the Need for Mature like the habit. Otherwise, why every time I see our executives face, and I want to speak her grandmother?
3 月 18 日
and his girlfriend broke up, I finally understand that happiness in their own hands to grasp, rather than in someone else's mouth!
7 月 9 日
this reading, see the Emperor Kangxi in the twenty-three years old has been a country of your king, Ji Wei, Feng Gong, I was frustrated; but see wen the time the emperor had died in the twenty-four-year-old years, I ordered Shu Ping?
11 月 11 日
Valentine's Day alone, I eat noodles in the restaurant, heard the song on the radio program, said:
7 月 20 日
liked a girl before, confession, and that the girl asked me why I like her, I said: If you were me, would like your own;
Later, she put me down, I was very sad, she did not understand me, and I told her: If I were you, be sure to like myself already!
12 月 9 日
Also today, the restaurant's liquor
watered it! Damn! So I have money, but also to large restaurant drink Remy Martin, XO or something! And do not let them use the 2086 and 2072 the fool me, drink a bottle of this year to!
9 月 12 日
fact bread is omnipotent, hungry can eat. Want to eat the bread, put the bread making flat; eat noodles, put the bread comb; want to eat burgers, put the bread cut and take their food to eat ... ...
9 月 12 日
men, upper body cultivation, and lower body is essential; woman, upper body is the bait, lower body is a trap.
9 月 10 日
single very painful, more painful single for a long time a few days ago I saw a sow, they all thought it Meiqingmuxiu ... ...
6 月 22 日
are two men, one is lust, a very lustful;
women also are two, one is pretending to be pure, one is pretending not pure.
1 月 19 日
Some people love
A film, some three films, some comedies, some dramas;
my worst, I love the process is the art, comedy films, three films, A film, suspense film, action films, and finally the KB films, even more exasperating is also his mother commercials ... ...
2 月 13 日
Valentine's Day tomorrow, I was removed I found a school girl crush on the phone, sent her a text message: If there is only a bowl of porridge, half a bowl of your first drink, the rest of the bowl, I put my arms to You insulation ... ...
few minutes later, she returned a text message: Who introduced you? One hundred, including seven nights.
2 月 14 日
Wolf sets vain
bear children, a wife could not bear to catch rogue vain, will not update it had no collection ... ...
been bad mood today, let me know text message last night, and I used to crush the girl fall, and even told me once four hundred ... ...
I was very sad, sad side of the rolled side of the purse:
so I sad, I could not even fall once the capital with her did not ... ...
4 月 15 日
you ask me, where is happiness? I tell you, you stand a tiptoe away from being able to more recent, you close your eyes, you can feel the happiness of the ... ...
a long time, we separated, I look at you blushing cheeks, softly ask you, I feel happy yet?
your gentle bow, sweetly Huileyiju: Are you going to eat the garlic.
5 月 10 日
What is cruel?
a man, I interrupted him three legs; a male dog, I'll break it five legs!
5 月 16 日
horse in repentance, who was riding good.
man riding a sport, people who are fun to ride, might ride one ... ... bestiality.
6 月 9 日
a bad mood today. I have only four sentences say. Include this and the previous two. I finished saying ... ...
6 月 9 日
Shi Tai, you're from the old monk, right!
long, long time since ... ...
Shitai, you'll spare the old monk, right!
7 月 23 日
against evil people, we should be more fierce than he; deal with despicable people, we should be more despicable than he;
cool people to deal with, we should be more handsome than he; for Fu Yingjun, let him destroy his capacity ... ...!
7 月 23 日
love to me the last lesson is: do not like spicy food to find a girl for a girlfriend.
asked her to eat every hot pot, when we are intimate with, I will be miserable in the thought of a song: The Firebird.
5 月 23 日
My principle is: people do not make me, I do not prisoners; if we are attacked, I get angry!
5 月 23 日
suddenly remembered that university, the teacher the couplet: National prosperity, family prosperity, national prosperity.
monitor on the second line: days qualities, to grand, grand world!
later I was out of the classroom ... ...
the second line because I is: your mother, fuck, you fuck!
5 月 23 日
chance to see the book on the so-called standards of contemporary women's mate choice: a car has room, parents are dead.
depressed. Then write fantasy wife selection criteria:
home billions of dollars of property, beauty in the world, virtuous gentle sexy, father-in terminal cancer ... ...
7 月 17 日
Phoenix is reborn
Nirvana, pheasant rebirth is Evil Dead.
7 月 11 日
life, ah, can not hang in a tree, near the trees to try a few more dead trees.
8 月 18 日
I found the solution is attracted to a man he has been denied; attract women approach the opposite, that is, she has been satisfied.
9 月 8 日
tragic life is: hard-earned eclectic content made the dream a night, waking up the next morning all actually can not remember!
Wednesday, April 20, 2011
Written word is so bad
Oh, good bad good bad today ! ! !
is that of bad people, to give me a pail ! NND, really made me for a bigger gas ah!
a good person I am so angry temper ! ! Ahhh, forget forget , forgive others is to forgive yourself ~
not angry not angry ~ ~
bad Oh, the first mouth of the fish caught in your throat !
bad Oh , Taobao point of view on a Mei Mei 's shawl , sitting alone in front of a computer fantasy that fierce drool put their own shoulders ~ Allure pour it suddenly flashed the temperament of the country ! ~ reverse beings. . . . ( I'm finally willing to admit a large party , I really narcissistic !) ~ Ahhh ~ ~ ~ ~ tube to Empress Dowager He figures a few ! Just like to sweeping win ! ! ! This pride in my heart ~ ! Wang generous full to the boss ~ ~ ~ You take it, do it, I'll give shipping, photographed , she belongs to you , oh ! Have a baby of their choice ! (woman is terrible , the beautiful word present, made no sense to speak of ) s good ! I'll shoot ! ! ! WHAT? ? ? ? ? ! ! ! Cuihaoshuaihao bad ! ! ! ! ! Fantasy in my desperate time, even by a visionary who , like me, pre-empted ! ! ! ! ! Interval of just a few seconds and nothing this baby to my favorite so leave me ! ! ! Kusi ~ how do I so bad ah! ! ! 5555555555555555555555 ~ ~ ~ do not live! ! ! Blame it on the bad guys ! They definitely brought me bad luck! ! ! 5555555555555555555555 ~~~~~< br> so sad ah! Empress Dowager 's dreams shattered ! ! ! Continue to do my grass go! ! I mad ! ! ! !
is that of bad people, to give me a pail ! NND, really made me for a bigger gas ah!
a good person I am so angry temper ! ! Ahhh, forget forget , forgive others is to forgive yourself ~
not angry not angry ~ ~
bad Oh, the first mouth of the fish caught in your throat !
bad Oh , Taobao point of view on a Mei Mei 's shawl , sitting alone in front of a computer fantasy that fierce drool put their own shoulders ~ Allure pour it suddenly flashed the temperament of the country ! ~ reverse beings. . . . ( I'm finally willing to admit a large party , I really narcissistic !) ~ Ahhh ~ ~ ~ ~ tube to Empress Dowager He figures a few ! Just like to sweeping win ! ! ! This pride in my heart ~ ! Wang generous full to the boss ~ ~ ~ You take it, do it, I'll give shipping, photographed , she belongs to you , oh ! Have a baby of their choice ! (woman is terrible , the beautiful word present, made no sense to speak of ) s good ! I'll shoot ! ! ! WHAT? ? ? ? ? ! ! ! Cuihaoshuaihao bad ! ! ! ! ! Fantasy in my desperate time, even by a visionary who , like me, pre-empted ! ! ! ! ! Interval of just a few seconds and nothing this baby to my favorite so leave me ! ! ! Kusi ~ how do I so bad ah! ! ! 5555555555555555555555 ~ ~ ~ do not live! ! ! Blame it on the bad guys ! They definitely brought me bad luck! ! ! 5555555555555555555555 ~~~~~< br> so sad ah! Empress Dowager 's dreams shattered ! ! ! Continue to do my grass go! ! I mad ! ! ! !
25 luxury you how much
Honor at a friend's room to see the article, there is so little touched my heart.
originally thought, he said, may be a luxury perfume, jewelry, designer clothes, watches ... ...
after reading understanding, that I was too superficial, but I also congratulate the 25 luxury items, and I is not nothing
fact. . . Many of these luxury goods to their own side, but have become accustomed to their presence, and become granted. . . . . .
At the same time have
the contrary, know how to appreciate, to discover the real life from the heart allows us to have the joy of the 25 luxury items, and how much you have?
1 can walk the world carrying a bag of health
2 comfortable working
3 days the wind blows always someone to remind you add clothes
4 there was asleep when her mother or husband for your cover is
< br> 5 to wear cheap T shirt is also the health of PP body
6 hand written stating that you wish
7 would like to travel, there is always able to talk to friends willing to leave accompany
8 pragmatic and a good sleep every day
9 will enjoy the beautiful heart and mind can enjoy the beautiful
10 at all times be meaningful and well-being
11 a church you love and be loved men
< br> 12 whom you are willing to pay the baby
13 heart forever freedom
14 others bring up the ethos
15 Learn to give
16 to learn to accept
17 to accept and cherish all life has to offer you personally
18 planting, harvesting
19 collections a pool of emotional items
20 looking for the lost innocence
21 state of mind open
< br> 22 to honor a promise
23 tasted the food
24 occasionally make a little worse
25 you can think of a romantic thing a reality
originally thought, he said, may be a luxury perfume, jewelry, designer clothes, watches ... ...
after reading understanding, that I was too superficial, but I also congratulate the 25 luxury items, and I is not nothing
fact. . . Many of these luxury goods to their own side, but have become accustomed to their presence, and become granted. . . . . .
At the same time have
the contrary, know how to appreciate, to discover the real life from the heart allows us to have the joy of the 25 luxury items, and how much you have?
1 can walk the world carrying a bag of health
2 comfortable working
3 days the wind blows always someone to remind you add clothes
4 there was asleep when her mother or husband for your cover is
< br> 5 to wear cheap T shirt is also the health of PP body
6 hand written stating that you wish
7 would like to travel, there is always able to talk to friends willing to leave accompany
8 pragmatic and a good sleep every day
9 will enjoy the beautiful heart and mind can enjoy the beautiful
10 at all times be meaningful and well-being
11 a church you love and be loved men
< br> 12 whom you are willing to pay the baby
13 heart forever freedom
14 others bring up the ethos
15 Learn to give
16 to learn to accept
17 to accept and cherish all life has to offer you personally
18 planting, harvesting
19 collections a pool of emotional items
20 looking for the lost innocence
21 state of mind open
< br> 22 to honor a promise
23 tasted the food
24 occasionally make a little worse
25 you can think of a romantic thing a reality
Wednesday, April 13, 2011
When things go to school 〕 〔 Comedy
In high school, there is a small A-hi, rushing the back, that he had just seen in the way of small B, led by a girl, that is rare, would like to make fun of it, then the small A quietly from behind and ran to , a kick, kick kick, after a small B also like to fly back to the classroom, we are talking about just a kick back to give a B foot, cool thief, is to us say, the results do not speak A student suddenly ... because he found the small class B is that Khan was sleeping ... ah, the small A hurried out to find just the man to apologize to the ... classroom funny one.
2. one and a few friends about my collection, and then go out and play. he sent a man, people got it all. boring to watch movies on the computer, the French film version, very funny.
this man was late, see the great interest we see, and asked: : I ask you what name the film?
I said: not to tell you what, !
This guy seems to understand, nodded and said: Oh
... ...
separated for a few days and together, this man suddenly stopped me and asked: Do you tell me the last time you see the movie in the end what is called ?
I am speechless ... ...
3. junior high school, boarding school, the management is strict, and some students lost and lonely, secretly at night to go to Internet cafes to play. because the door is closed and can only jump off the wall, the students out from the toilet jump, jump intensity did not think small, directly jump into the pits in the middle of the night two points ~ ~ ah, 20 miles away, to go home
4. high school there are times when the whole hostel to have a drink, all hung up, stumbled back to the dorm to sleep after all. We are the kind of up and down the bed dorm beds, 2 beds in each dormitory. Next Tianyi early awakening over the bunk bed next to me facing the upper rave, I asked to know, last night he slept until the middle of the night spread, vomiting, especially against the bunk bed awake while Kuangtu ... spit After it is also a smaller ... and be content to go back to sleep ... only to find his bunk up in the morning ... that ah ... ...
5. This is my own, and go to the aunt's restaurant for dinner, wore adidas, this dress that I bought in Shanghai, the new spring 2009, when my aunt gave me this joke that I leave , I'm depressed, said:
6. In the primary school, my table is a very sick boy, and once he was serious in front of me to pull the booger, I put up, but he also would only pull the finger on the mouth after lick ~ ~ ~! And more silent, he asked me very naive:
7. Now the financial crisis has gone too far, just after the interview, so too will call the past to ask something, the results gave the interviewer did not think even cut it!
8. listen to the story: In the past want to learn, / p>
9. High dealers bought from the ticket 110 votes in the final column, in order to watch the game and the boss had a falling out, simply quit her job, life for the first time to fly from Shanghai to Beijing. But Liu Xiang did not run ...
10. One time we all have to go home after class ring a bell, down the stairs when I stepped on his left foot, , humiliating, and I pretended to faint.
results of the students next to me look at me motionless, and quickly pick me up, and then hit crazy fan about to open my ears ...
11. a fellow student, his computer will automatically start every morning (presumably because the dorm when the moment calls the morning of red open.)
old took a break and he posted on the computer ... ...
12. junior high school on the language lesson, learning the to sleep, I heard phrase, put this bag out of the classroom to the whole class uproar ... ...
13. junior high school thing ... ... ... two students (same table) do not know how the given name calling up, a man cursed another said: , back to the curse:
14. on the language class when the text is that harm the environment, talking about something and leaked, polluting `` `said something and emotional place, the language of 40-year-old aunt cried angrily beat Taiwan :
15. a guy that flew into the nets even a fly,
told us:
stop watching the swing side of fan fiction, do not let the flies landing, the results two hours later, finally flies fly no more.
prodding fly over to peer, said:
16. saying that one day my friend and A Jun eat buffet, so eat less, and the restaurant owner appeared in front of A king, A king gave a VIP gold card, and then said: This is the VIP restaurant next door card, after you eat it you go next door.
17. I heard someone call to the bus station car song, into a man called, said: I'd like the song.
host asked him: Who gave the song you want?
I did want to have to ask, who is certainly a distant parents, who knows he replied:; I would like to point a Jordan Chan's
18. he was funny at the same table that girls have a fart that the men, and girls get angry, then she asked him
Later woman say Woman said the result
19. Our school has one examination, a boy sitting in the last row, received a delivery to the students the answers, so excited to start right away, just to copy a large copy special, one invigilator looked up and saw him smiling away , apparently has been seen. This act of my dear friend was a classic of our whole school year: He was very calmly stood up and look the teacher, then the answer paper, a hard blow on the nose, then cool to throw a parabola - throwing trash basket after entry . Some teachers gave him a stern eye, and finally have the courage to pick up evidence.
20. one day find the phone was gone, a search of homes in every corner of the bag as well, failed. Depressed then fell to the ground, and took out cell phones, mass text messages to everyone: I lost cell phone.
2. one and a few friends about my collection, and then go out and play. he sent a man, people got it all. boring to watch movies on the computer, the French film version, very funny.
this man was late, see the great interest we see, and asked: : I ask you what name the film?
I said: not to tell you what, !
This guy seems to understand, nodded and said: Oh
... ...
separated for a few days and together, this man suddenly stopped me and asked: Do you tell me the last time you see the movie in the end what is called ?
I am speechless ... ...
3. junior high school, boarding school, the management is strict, and some students lost and lonely, secretly at night to go to Internet cafes to play. because the door is closed and can only jump off the wall, the students out from the toilet jump, jump intensity did not think small, directly jump into the pits in the middle of the night two points ~ ~ ah, 20 miles away, to go home
4. high school there are times when the whole hostel to have a drink, all hung up, stumbled back to the dorm to sleep after all. We are the kind of up and down the bed dorm beds, 2 beds in each dormitory. Next Tianyi early awakening over the bunk bed next to me facing the upper rave, I asked to know, last night he slept until the middle of the night spread, vomiting, especially against the bunk bed awake while Kuangtu ... spit After it is also a smaller ... and be content to go back to sleep ... only to find his bunk up in the morning ... that ah ... ...
5. This is my own, and go to the aunt's restaurant for dinner, wore adidas, this dress that I bought in Shanghai, the new spring 2009, when my aunt gave me this joke that I leave , I'm depressed, said:
6. In the primary school, my table is a very sick boy, and once he was serious in front of me to pull the booger, I put up, but he also would only pull the finger on the mouth after lick ~ ~ ~! And more silent, he asked me very naive:
7. Now the financial crisis has gone too far, just after the interview, so too will call the past to ask something, the results gave the interviewer did not think even cut it!
8. listen to the story: In the past want to learn, / p>
9. High dealers bought from the ticket 110 votes in the final column, in order to watch the game and the boss had a falling out, simply quit her job, life for the first time to fly from Shanghai to Beijing. But Liu Xiang did not run ...
10. One time we all have to go home after class ring a bell, down the stairs when I stepped on his left foot, , humiliating, and I pretended to faint.
results of the students next to me look at me motionless, and quickly pick me up, and then hit crazy fan about to open my ears ...
11. a fellow student, his computer will automatically start every morning (presumably because the dorm when the moment calls the morning of red open.)
old took a break and he posted on the computer ... ...
12. junior high school on the language lesson, learning the to sleep, I heard phrase, put this bag out of the classroom to the whole class uproar ... ...
13. junior high school thing ... ... ... two students (same table) do not know how the given name calling up, a man cursed another said: , back to the curse:
14. on the language class when the text is that harm the environment, talking about something and leaked, polluting `` `said something and emotional place, the language of 40-year-old aunt cried angrily beat Taiwan :
15. a guy that flew into the nets even a fly,
told us:
stop watching the swing side of fan fiction, do not let the flies landing, the results two hours later, finally flies fly no more.
prodding fly over to peer, said:
16. saying that one day my friend and A Jun eat buffet, so eat less, and the restaurant owner appeared in front of A king, A king gave a VIP gold card, and then said: This is the VIP restaurant next door card, after you eat it you go next door.
17. I heard someone call to the bus station car song, into a man called, said: I'd like the song.
host asked him: Who gave the song you want?
I did want to have to ask, who is certainly a distant parents, who knows he replied:; I would like to point a Jordan Chan's
18. he was funny at the same table that girls have a fart that the men, and girls get angry, then she asked him
Later woman say Woman said the result
19. Our school has one examination, a boy sitting in the last row, received a delivery to the students the answers, so excited to start right away, just to copy a large copy special, one invigilator looked up and saw him smiling away , apparently has been seen. This act of my dear friend was a classic of our whole school year: He was very calmly stood up and look the teacher, then the answer paper, a hard blow on the nose, then cool to throw a parabola - throwing trash basket after entry . Some teachers gave him a stern eye, and finally have the courage to pick up evidence.
20. one day find the phone was gone, a search of homes in every corner of the bag as well, failed. Depressed then fell to the ground, and took out cell phones, mass text messages to everyone: I lost cell phone.
Sunday, April 10, 2011
28 pleasing the principle is the most beautiful you can do !
Appearance is not objectionable, if not grow well, let his talented; if not talent, it is always smiling.
2. temperament is the key. If fashion is not adopted, rather simple.
3. and shake hands, they can more than hold for a while. Truth is the treasure.
4. do not have anything with
5. Do not borrow money from friends.
6. Do not
7. and the people to fight
8. insist on good word to say that someone in the back, do not worry about good things does not reach the ears of the parties.
9. It was in front of you saying bad things about someone, you just smile.
10. to open his own car, do not specifically a bicycle stopped to greet the staff. People will think you're showing off.
11. colleagues fall ill, to visit him. It is natural that sitting on his bed, and then go home to wash hands thoroughly.
12. Do not people know the whole thing of the past.
13. respect people who do not like you.
14. not the person; or something cruel, for people to love; or life first, work second.
15. self-criticism can always make people believe that self-praise is not.
16. There is nothing more than spectators to improve your bowling score. So, usually do not begrudge you cheer.
17. Do not put other people's good, granted. To know gratitude.
18. banyan tree on the Learn to listen.
19. respect for the janitor's room in the master and engage in health aunt.
20. remember the words commonly used when
21. for every person on stage to sing applause.
22. sometimes rhetorical: your ring is very expensive now! Sometimes not even ask the question, such as: How old are you?
23. If that comes to more people, less occasion to speak.
24. to not export the . Do not expect everyone loves you, it is impossible for most people like is the successful performance.
26. Of course, they have to like yourself.
u-27. If you perform or lecture, if a person as long as there have intentions to continue to listen to, even if no one should applaud the speech, because that is your path to success is the cradle of your success, you do not see people success, but to your success.
2. temperament is the key. If fashion is not adopted, rather simple.
3. and shake hands, they can more than hold for a while. Truth is the treasure.
4. do not have anything with
5. Do not borrow money from friends.
6. Do not
7. and the people to fight
8. insist on good word to say that someone in the back, do not worry about good things does not reach the ears of the parties.
9. It was in front of you saying bad things about someone, you just smile.
10. to open his own car, do not specifically a bicycle stopped to greet the staff. People will think you're showing off.
11. colleagues fall ill, to visit him. It is natural that sitting on his bed, and then go home to wash hands thoroughly.
12. Do not people know the whole thing of the past.
13. respect people who do not like you.
14. not the person; or something cruel, for people to love; or life first, work second.
15. self-criticism can always make people believe that self-praise is not.
16. There is nothing more than spectators to improve your bowling score. So, usually do not begrudge you cheer.
17. Do not put other people's good, granted. To know gratitude.
18. banyan tree on the Learn to listen.
19. respect for the janitor's room in the master and engage in health aunt.
20. remember the words commonly used when
21. for every person on stage to sing applause.
22. sometimes rhetorical: your ring is very expensive now! Sometimes not even ask the question, such as: How old are you?
23. If that comes to more people, less occasion to speak.
24. to not export the . Do not expect everyone loves you, it is impossible for most people like is the successful performance.
26. Of course, they have to like yourself.
u-27. If you perform or lecture, if a person as long as there have intentions to continue to listen to, even if no one should applaud the speech, because that is your path to success is the cradle of your success, you do not see people success, but to your success.
Tuesday, April 5, 2011
Generic version of resignations
Dear resignations
___________ leadership :
going to rain , the mother will get married , life and death, rich in the day. I wanted my _____ in the training company to work last years, but life is cruel, life pressure on huge I looked up to look into the distance that the blue sky. At this time , how I envy that free-flying birds , and those who can afford the plane ride people ah. The beginning of each month , I will hold full of joy to the still meager wages owed last month , mid month , I will try to tighten their belts to save money , repetitive , and end of each month , the true nature of life becomes to borrow money and hide debt.
than others to die. This is saying , but it is the everlasting truth. One brother were watching the export side , this heart with the fire -like . See a friend took 15% of the monthly housing allowance , car stickers, 5,6 million of high-temperature charge , thousands of tens of thousands in prize money , which I found myself wondering , this gap between people Nigeria why so ?
few years of life , pronto. Yes, companies have a training program , there are training mechanism , the company will try to train every employee to become ideals, morality, culture, and discipline of the four virtues , wages will rise , the bread will be, can I To not understand it , a quick train you 3 years 5 years I'm going to drop , people received a loud noise I do not train to Nepal , I also give you many years training ? At that time , the day lily is cold myself. How come people think highly of I , to I the money himself? Long into the shallow water shrimp was drama, tiger off plains dog to bully ah.
Buddha said: a dry one wing , there are a set number . The Bible says: owes me, I will note . Tony said: Chu Laihun, is always to repay . The Chairman said : Where there is oppression, there is resistance. Comrade Xiaoping said : Poverty is not socialism. TV also said : To cool on their own.
for personal reasons, so I decided to leave the company have been _______ for many years . Request for approval of the leadership .
Applicant :
Date :
Note : If you think too long, you can pay to retain the last word to go up .
___________ leadership :
going to rain , the mother will get married , life and death, rich in the day. I wanted my _____ in the training company to work last years, but life is cruel, life pressure on huge I looked up to look into the distance that the blue sky. At this time , how I envy that free-flying birds , and those who can afford the plane ride people ah. The beginning of each month , I will hold full of joy to the still meager wages owed last month , mid month , I will try to tighten their belts to save money , repetitive , and end of each month , the true nature of life becomes to borrow money and hide debt.
than others to die. This is saying , but it is the everlasting truth. One brother were watching the export side , this heart with the fire -like . See a friend took 15% of the monthly housing allowance , car stickers, 5,6 million of high-temperature charge , thousands of tens of thousands in prize money , which I found myself wondering , this gap between people Nigeria why so ?
few years of life , pronto. Yes, companies have a training program , there are training mechanism , the company will try to train every employee to become ideals, morality, culture, and discipline of the four virtues , wages will rise , the bread will be, can I To not understand it , a quick train you 3 years 5 years I'm going to drop , people received a loud noise I do not train to Nepal , I also give you many years training ? At that time , the day lily is cold myself. How come people think highly of I , to I the money himself? Long into the shallow water shrimp was drama, tiger off plains dog to bully ah.
Buddha said: a dry one wing , there are a set number . The Bible says: owes me, I will note . Tony said: Chu Laihun, is always to repay . The Chairman said : Where there is oppression, there is resistance. Comrade Xiaoping said : Poverty is not socialism. TV also said : To cool on their own.
for personal reasons, so I decided to leave the company have been _______ for many years . Request for approval of the leadership .
Applicant :
Date :
Note : If you think too long, you can pay to retain the last word to go up .
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